martin

martin
1. (martin) (3725↑, 835↓)
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis

that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

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2. (Martin) (1291↑, 246↓)
Pronounced MAR-tin. Contain 2 syllables. Of Latin origin and it's meaning is 'dedicated to Mars' It is the 206th most popular name in the U.S. Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin. I LOVE MARTINS\!

HOLY CRAP, that boy over there is a real looker\! Yeah, he's a Martin.

3. (Martin) (1000↑, 181↓)
Martin A very amazing person. Can make you feel so loved and cared about. The most cuddly, snuggly, lovely person ever\! They have really pretty eyes and gives the most wonderful hugs. Martins have great taste in music, but they tend to like stupid movies. But this can be overlooked because they're just so adorable. Any one lucky enough to have a Martin should hold on tight and keep them forever.

Look at that Martin, he is so adorable and cuddly\! That boy is so amazing, he must be a Martin\!

4. (martin) (815↑, 133↓)
someone extremely hot others fantasize about daily.

wow, i really want to fuck martin.

5. (martin) (840↑, 198↓)
A boy who often fails to see how great he is. Martins are wonderful, nice, caring guys, who need to have more confidence in how great they are\!

Girl \#1: Oh look, there goes Martin. Girl \#2: Man, I like him a lot, but I don't think he even realizes it because he's such a martin\!

6. (Martin) (595↑, 55↓)
A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.

Girl1: I had an amazing experience with my guy last night. Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.

Author: crazyassmotherducker http://martin.urbanup.com/4988541
7. (martin) (1115↑, 818↓)
Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT\!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin\!

8. (Martin) (577↑, 390↓)
The sexiess guy you will ever meet.. EVER.. trust me on this girls.. and guys.. i think? .. :D lol he's the awesomest/smexiess/smartest/cutest/perfectest/ person in the entire world\<3

Aurora: Oh my gawd, I just fucked Martin last night.. it was perfect\<3 Martin: muwahahaha:)

Author: Martinlover13 http://martin.urbanup.com/4009624
9. (Martin) (197↑, 39↓)
A Martin is a very lovely man with long blonde hair and amazing musical and lingual skills. Very intelligent individual with a beautiful personality and beautiful looks. A Martin usually has an excellent taste in music, i.e. [Dream Theater] or [Nightwish], and also a wonderful sense of humour. Martins are very kind and very special and unique.

Holy crap. Martin is so beautiful\!

Author: Norwegianbuddy http://martin.urbanup.com/5368842
10. (Martin) (206↑, 63↓)
an incredibly tall sexy guy who looks like johnny depp, but better. Has perfect curls and the sexiest accent that is superior to all accents. All girls want him, but only the one model-like/albino/aphrodite-decendent girl can have him. He is cutest when tickled. He also has the super power to indulge in such amounts of food and have it never phase him, like a black whole or an endless pit. :]

"if only i could have a martin, but i know thats impossable"

Author: floydinkentuky http://martin.urbanup.com/4658041
11. (Martin) (131↑, 13↓)
an amazing human being his glow affects eeryone who is near him.

"hey here comes that martin lets rub his scalp"\!. "did you see dave" "yeah hes so funny hes a martin"

Author: mr. santalaskamel http://martin.urbanup.com/3872945
12. (Martin) (94↑, 11↓)
A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork\! he loves to be out in the wilderness and Also is a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything and makes everyone around him laugh. He can also be into himself but never is he selfish.

Martin is the most funniest of funniest

13. (Martin) (84↑, 13↓)
Martin comes in all shapes, forms, and colors. Often mistaken for an apple tree, Martin can blend into the environment very well. There is a Martin around you somewhere don't be mistaken. There is fire in his pants. Martin is fucking awesome. Be afraid.

I hate him, he needs to be more like Martin.

Author: the guy at the table with mart http://martin.urbanup.com/5712377
14. (Martin) (64↑, 4↓)
Martin thinks he's really cool\! really shy guy and has sexy as legs\! he's really hot and he likes to play in waterfalls\!

who's sexy legs are those? oh they must be martins ;)

15. (Martin) (811↑, 754↓)
An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.

1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet. 2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?

16. (Martin) (290↑, 245↓)
A brief exclamation of assurance. Sometimes can also be used as an acknowledgment or greeting.

Q: "Do you have everything that you needed to be able to finish the job?" A: "Martin\!"

Author: Its_a_McFlurry http://martin.urbanup.com/2545644
17. (martin) (470↑, 441↓)
Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT\!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin\!

18. (martin) (256↑, 245↓)
one [thizzle] or [e-bomb]

I cant find any martins. [you dont got me]? thanks, pop a martin.

19. (Martin) (635↑, 633↓)
1. To trip and fall for no reason

"whoa\! I almost martined down those steps\!" "When I try to run I always martin."

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20. (martin) (234↑, 235↓)
all time show on tv with martin lawrence.

son you ever see the show martin its fucking to funny.

21. (Martin) (155↑, 162↓)
substitute for referring to LSD. Comes from a song from 80's pop band ABC. Lyrics go: "my name is Martin Fry, F-R-Y. Who needs the moon when we got the staaarrrs\!"

Hey man, are we hanging out with Martin tonight? Who picked up Martin for the weekend?

22. (Martin) (4↑, 13↓)
Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.

Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road? Dan: Don't know fam, why? Mark: Because it wanted to\! Dan:...martin.

23. (Martin) (3↑, 43↓)
People who likes to look at good friends have sex while masturbating, rather than having sex himself.

Hey\! Don't be a martin sitting there in the corner watching.

24. (Martin) (4↑, 54↓)
Rubys Left Boob

"Dude look hes such a Martin\!" "I know hes so fat\!

25. (Martin) (336↑, 391↓)
'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it. It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.

Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog.. Boy 2: How hot's the dog? Boy 1: Martin..

26. (Martin) (174↑, 230↓)
noun. A nasal laugh after a pause that indicates that the otherwise believable preceding sentence was actually sarcastic. verb. To Martin/do the Martin: 1. To end a straight faced sentence with a martin. 2. To get someone to believe something you say then shatter their believe through a martin. 3. To let out a martin in response to a statement you can't believe. See also: Silent martin. An implied martin after a sentence that only an idiot would believe.

"Yeah, I'll be there. \<martin\>" "Yeah I'll tidy my room by tomorrow. \<martin\>" "He said he was one of the best looking blokes in his class but I couldn't help letting out a martin" "Don't martin man, I'm serious"

27. (Martin) (6↑, 72↓)
A Martin is usually a guy with many hidden (and often questionable) desires. Martin loves to collect keys and wishes he lived amongst a tribe of cannibals. Martin talks alot but nobody really listens. He lies about places he has been to and nobody is really sure if his girlfriend actually exists.

Person 1: Martin told me he took his girlfriend to Rome for the weekend. Person 2: What a liar.

28. (Martin) (4↑, 73↓)
The biggest buzzkill ever. He is also known as Buzz Killington.

Person 1: It's so hard\! Person 2: Thats what she said\! Person 3: There aren't any girls here though. Person 2: You're such a Martin.

29. (Martin) (165↑, 294↓)
Anything/ anyone black

Ex 1 Person 1: "Oi quick run theres a bunch of Martins coming" Person 2: "Oh shit my wigga brother leg it, Martins coming for knife" Ex 2 Person 1: "Oi you dirty Martin\!" Martin: "What?"

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30. (Martin) (158↑, 296↓)
Anyone who spends a significant amount of money on a haircut

You spent 70 quid on that? Thats a bit Martin, isn't it?

31. (Martin) (32↑, 195↓)
A person who kills all conversations that he contributes to, The conversation could be about anything or anyone and is completely by accident.

Will:Ye, or if pigs could breathe underwater Everyone:LOL, ROFL Jamie:Ye, or if monkeys had 6 legs *Silence* ... One random voice:Martin...

32. (Martin) (87↑, 268↓)
A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork\! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.

Friend: hey [martin] what are you doing after school? [Martin]: I am probably going to play lax

Author: bingbong223457654 http://martin.urbanup.com/3958450
33. (Martin) (70↑, 365↓)
Another word for an uncircumcised European.

“did you see that martin the other day in the locker room..”

Author: Yo mama452543523536 http://martin.urbanup.com/3784288
34. (Martin) (56↑, 407↓)
Another word for a flatulence. It originally came from the informal word 'fart' which rhymes with 'mart' which somehow evolved into 'Martin'. But often abbreviated to 'martz'. And if a person, usually a boy, farts alot, they are often called 'martz the fartz' or a 'martin'.

Person 1: "Oops\! I just did a martin\!" Person 2: "Eww, you are martz the fartz\!"

35. (Martin) (74↑, 461↓)
The type of person who masturbates to visions of his friends hot girlfriends and plays wii all day. Another word for man with child-size penis

Dude wtf you just pulled a Martin in your bathroom.

36. (Martin) (63↑, 456↓)
n. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.

That guys penis is so short, its a martin\!

37. (Martin) (81↑, 478↓)
Another word for [beefer]

A gay guy walks into a gay club and says to his gay mate: "This is paradise mate, it is full of Martins\!"

Author: The Beefer Society http://martin.urbanup.com/2553424
38. (Martin) (77↑, 490↓)
1. A martin is someone who likes men and gets picked on in the locker room somewhat like a [nerd]. 2. Disliked, usually a guy.

If my name was martin my butthole would be loose.

39. (Martin) (108↑, 577↓)
a person who enjoys having multiple cocks shoved up his/her ass; a person who enjoys kinky butt sex.

"hey, you know that Martin i took home last night ?? good fuck"

Author: Sara Sex Payton http://martin.urbanup.com/3107159
40. (Martin) (17↑, 564↓)
One of the happiest little men you'll ever meet, simply put VERY VERY VERY gay, prone to a bit of bottom fun, felching and other such unmasculine pass times.

The other night whilst out walking I bumped into a happy little queen who said he'd just had a right good pink socking and now felt like a Martin\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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